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  Prince Ralph Osei Returns

  – Published March 29, 2011

  The brass buttons on Prince Ralph Osei’s ornate uniform shined as he stepped onto the tarmac at Pierre Elliot Trudeau International Airport at noon on March 29.

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  Pruyt Rejects Student Criticism of New Rector Lolwy

  riley “your mom” sparkers – Published March 29, 2011

  Responding to stunning allegations raised in a leaked document provided to The Link, Concordia Board of Governors chairman Sam Pruyt confirmed that

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  Space From Space

  Alan J. Zheitervac – Published March 29, 2011

  The man behind the most recent referendum for a fee levy increase towards a student centre

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  Emperor Lolwy

  –Riley “Your Mom” Sparkers – Published March 29, 2011

  An early anti-personnel ammunition fired from naval cannons, these chunks of grapeshot date
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  BLUE BALLS

  Alan J. Zheitervac – Published March 29, 2011

  Following the massive success of this year’s Wintry Hot Accessible Love-In for Education, or WHALE, the Concordia Student Union announced this week that it is planning two bigger protests for next year.

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  Art does not matter

  alexandra concordia – Published March 29, 2011

  The inaugural Art Does Not Matter Festival—a month-long series of events organized largely by JMSB students who don’t give a shit about art—kicked off today, to minimal excitement.

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  Budget

  WOLFE WOLFE JULIA WOLFE – Published March 29, 2011

  HOW THE CSU SPENDS THEIR PILES OF MONEY

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  Horrorscopes!

  Moonshine Rainbow Feather – Published March 29, 2011

  According to NASA, Aquarius and Libra have disappeared from the zodiac, as lucidity and balance are no longer consciously achievable.

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  Entire Student Union Resigns

  – Published March 29, 2011

  90 per cent of the union’s $2 million budget to go towards the exploration and extraction of gold from Mount Royal.

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  Most Dangerous Object in the Office This Week:

  – Published March 29, 2011

  t’s long, loud and the perfect office distraction—as long as you’re the one riding it.