Special Issue

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  Special Issue

  Pruyt Rejects Student Criticism of New Rector Lolwy

  riley “your mom” sparkers – Published March 29, 2011

  Responding to stunning allegations raised in a leaked document provided to The Link, Concordia Board of Governors chairman Sam Pruyt confirmed that

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  Space From Space

  Alan J. Zheitervac – Published March 29, 2011

  The man behind the most recent referendum for a fee levy increase towards a student centre

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  Emperor Lolwy

  –Riley “Your Mom” Sparkers – Published March 29, 2011

  An early anti-personnel ammunition fired from naval cannons, these chunks of grapeshot date
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  BLUE BALLS

  Alan J. Zheitervac – Published March 29, 2011

  Following the massive success of this year’s Wintry Hot Accessible Love-In for Education, or WHALE, the Concordia Student Union announced this week that it is planning two bigger protests for next year.

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  Art does not matter

  alexandra concordia – Published March 29, 2011

  The inaugural Art Does Not Matter Festival—a month-long series of events organized largely by JMSB students who don’t give a shit about art—kicked off today, to minimal excitement.

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  Budget

  WOLFE WOLFE JULIA WOLFE – Published March 29, 2011

  HOW THE CSU SPENDS THEIR PILES OF MONEY

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  Horrorscopes!

  Moonshine Rainbow Feather – Published March 29, 2011

  According to NASA, Aquarius and Libra have disappeared from the zodiac, as lucidity and balance are no longer consciously achievable.

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  Entire Student Union Resigns

  – Published March 29, 2011

  90 per cent of the union’s $2 million budget to go towards the exploration and extraction of gold from Mount Royal.

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  Most Dangerous Object in the Office This Week:

  – Published March 29, 2011

  t’s long, loud and the perfect office distraction—as long as you’re the one riding it.

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  It’s All Your Fault:  Cinema Politica

  – Published March 29, 2011

  “Every time you orgasm, a dolphin dies,” said James Cameron about his new film, Humanoid: AIDS of the Earth at its world premiere screening in the Hall building in collaboration with Cinema Politica.