Budget

How the Csu spends their piles of money

DISCLAIMER: All of this content is false. None of it is real. It’s meant to amuse and have a good laugh on what was an overly serious year at this university. If you get mad or for one fleeting moment think that any of this is real, please put this newspaper down and walk away. Seriously. Thank you.

This article originally appeared in Volume 31, Issue 28, published March 29, 2011.