Special Issue

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  Special Issue

  Premier Morris Announces French Language Is Secure

  Jean-Guy Avallée – Published April 1, 2013

  Quebec Premier Polly Morris announced on Monday at a Westmount ice cream shop that the French language is thriving in the province.

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  Hall Building Ceilings Lined With Cash, Not Asbestos

  Jib Roni – Published April 1, 2013

  Concordia folklore has it that behind the ceiling tiles of our decrepit Hall Building lies enough asbestos to effectively wipe out all 40,000 Concordia students through debilitating respiratory illness.

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  New CSU Campaign Seems Just Right

  Alan Zheitervac – Published April 1, 2013

  Inspired by the politically active climate they’re surrounded by, the Concordia Student Union launched a branding campaign that will encompass all of its activities: Idle All the Goddamn Time.

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  Best of Montreal

  The Link – Published April 1, 2013

  Featuring the best of the Hall Building, the best Panhandling Sign and the best Place to Vomit!

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  PRANKLINE

  The Link – Published April 1, 2013

  This week: Sex, drugs and a piss stain in the elevator!

  Hello…? Is this thing on…? Peter? Can you hear me? Stupid thing. It’s Wormsworth. They took my precious. Damn kids… Stuck me away in a broom closet. I just want my monies back. Peter? Can you sign for my snacks? [CLICK!]

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  Radical Libertarian CSU President Calls Do-Nothing Year “Unmitigated Success”

  Dirt Shasty – Published April 1, 2013

  The Concordia Student Union spent an unprecedented two months this year without a president.

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  CSU President Resigns Because Head Stuck in Honey Jar

  Wulia Wabbit – Published April 1, 2013

  Concordia Student Union President Lambert Woodsman resigned Monday afternoon after a particularly bad bout of “honey head.”

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  SPVM’s New Rewards System

  Peter Fromaggio – Published April 1, 2013

  Looking for a bargain? The Societé de protection des vitrines de Montréal have you covered.

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  Deranged ConU Lifer Hijacks Campus Media, Uses Student Funds to Finance East-End Media Empire

  Jib Roni – Published April 1, 2013

  After months of bad press, public embarrassments and conspiracy theories, Community University Television went quiet.

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  Students Flabbergasted by the Shocking Reality of CSU Council Meetings

  Jib Ronni – Published April 1, 2013

  Curious about all the hype surrounding the Concordia Student Union, one naive fine arts student decided to tune in to the live-stream of a regular council meeting.