Best of Montreal
The Broken Mirror’s Guide to What’s Hot & Hip in Montreal
Best of Hall Building:
1. Out of service escalators
2. Cockroaches
3. Asbestos
Honourable mentions: Overcrowded elevators, getting trapped in them when they break
Best Place to Vomit:
1. Behind Andrew’s Pub after film screenings
2. The Reggie’s terrace on Thursdays
3. Seventh-floor bathroom in the EV Building
Honourable mentions: Guy-Concordia Metro station, Le Gym
Best On-campus Study Space:
1. The SSMU Building
2. Berri-UQAM Metro station at 8 a.m.
3. McGill’s library (but actually)
Honourable mentions: the 105 bus, Reggie’s
Best University:
1. Concordia
2. Concordia
3. Concordia
Honourable mentions: McGill, UdeM, UQAM……..Concordia
Best Panhandling Sign:
1. Too Ugly for Prostitution
2. Need Beer/Weed Money
3. “The Link”
Honourable mention: Change cup dangling on fishing line in the faces of businessmen
Best Metro Artist:
1. Guy-Concordia puppeteer
2. The guy with a single bongo drum
3. Your iPod
Honourable mention: The sound of water dripping
Best Place to Have Sex:
1. The Concordia Greenhouse
2. That giant “C” at de Maisonneuve Blvd. and Guy St.
3. The Concordian’s office
Honourable mentions: Café XXX (while planking), Vanier library
Best Free Stuff
1. Reggie’s beer glasses
2. Hall Building furniture
3. Food poisoning from the Hall Building cafeteria
Honourable mentions: Random event flyers, guilt from Red Cross canvassers