The Mean, Green, Brain-Destroying Machine
Ed.’s Note: The Nah’msayin? is usually reserved for a rant of some sort about a not-too-serious subject. This week, we decided to go a different route and ask our Current Affairs Editor to write one after a night of heavy drinking on St. Patrick’s Day. This is the sad, sad, unedited aftermath.
Ok, St Paddy’s day. It’s cool, and all. Really. I’m not Irish, not even close, but damn i think it’s fun to pretend cuz what the hell.
So they asked me to write a drunken wrant and I have auto spell check but it only seems to work half the time. Fuckin buckowski had a typewrite and managed to write so good on him, know what I mean?
Green is a cool colour, but it’sa bit monotone today. The gay pride parade has it right full rainbows and all that. Very colourful, good for them.
Punchline punchline punchline, I’m not going to dance for all of you.
NOW THAT’S HOW YOU WRITE A GODDAM NAHMSAYIN, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Cool, see you next year.
– Adam Kovac
Current Affairs Editor