Special Issue

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  Sports

  Football Team Preview: Who Will Lead?

  Julian McKenzie – Published September 3, 2015

  This year, with brand-spanking new uniforms to boot, the Stingers will try to move upward in their division while having to fend off the always mighty Laval Rouge et Or, as well as the reigning Vanier Cup champions, the Université de Montréal Carabins.

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  Special Issue

  Excerpts from The 2015 Guide To Telling Me What To Do

  Philip Thomas Rudich – Published March 31, 2015

  Hello! Thank you for requesting this informational pamphlet about my new book, The 2015 Guide To Telling Me What To Do, our most comprehensive edition yet. Whether you know me from school, around the office or my contributions to the canon of American Teen Dance Music, this 2015 edition will help you manipulate my emotions to your precise needs. These excerpts provide merely a smattering of what the full book has to offer, so order your copy today! *

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  Special Issue

  U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Eyeing Run For Prime Minister of Canada

  Jamerica Puffdaddy – Published March 31, 2015

  Following United States Senator Ted Cruz’s announcement that he is running for the American presidency, there have been a few questions about whether or not the Texan immigrant is even eligible to run for office. Most legal experts believe he’s in the clear; but if that turns out to be false, the Canadian-born senator is prepped and ready with a back-up plan.

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  Special Issue

  This Year’s Quidditch Draft Flooded By Athletes

  Philip Thomas Rudich – Published March 31, 2015

  This is disappointing. Usually I’m between third and eighth selected. And what, we’re already a dozen deep? This seems unfair. I don’t see why we should bend the rules just because they lost their jobs. I hate to get so passive aggressive about it but this is like, my thing…

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  Special Issue

  Clichéd Out

  Sven Fenderbender & Marty Fuchs – Published March 31, 2015

  Sports jargon is awesome. The language of sport is essential for guys and gals to communicate during the biggest sporting events, and to confuse the living hell out of editors who have to edit such language from game recaps (what’s deking?). However, with great athletic vernacular comes repetitive, yet enthralling sports clichés! Here’s a list of ten great overused sports phrases that fans will love hearing until their ears bleed.

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  Special Issue

  Local 19th-Century Grey Nun Ghost Tired of Floating In On Dorm Orgies

  Penny Kravitzz – Published March 31, 2015

  “I just can’t take it anymore!” local ghost Mary Laframboise told The Link about the “sex fiends” found at the Grey Nuns Residence in Concordia’s downtown campus. The spectral aura has been hanging around Grey Nuns since she died in 1893, and says that her afterlife was fine for a while.

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  Special Issue

  Israel and LGTBQ Rights

  Bradley Martin – Published March 25, 2015

  While there is certainly much debate and controversy on the subject of Israel, the fact that it is a country with a remarkably progressive record on the subject of LGBTQ rights needs to be recognized.

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  Special Issue

  Blame It on the A-A-A-Alcohol

  Cora MacDonald – Published March 24, 2015

  Although it appears that alcohol advertisers have kept the same form over decades, the simplistic nature of the messages keeps the ads memorable.

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  Special Issue

  BDSM: Beyond Those Exciting Chains and Whips

  Mattha Busby – Published March 24, 2015

  At the grassroots of BDSM, I have found male domination to be far less of a reality than the untrained eye may observe.

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  Special Issue

  Finding Solidarity with Pen and Paper

  Jane Lakes – Published March 24, 2015

  A correspondence program for queer inmates is breaking down barriers of isolation, one letter at a time.