Special Issue

  • Spoof Issue

    Letter from the president, Prince returns, Blue Balls, Art does not matter, Data Stream, what’s inside lowy

  • Letter from the President

    Don’t believe what you read in the newspapers, I’m still president of Concordia University.

  • Prince Ralph Osei Returns

    Former Student Union Prez Exiled in Secret Coup

    The brass buttons on Prince Ralph Osei’s ornate uniform shined as he stepped onto the tarmac at Pierre Elliot Trudeau International Airport at noon on March 29.

  • Pruyt Rejects Student Criticism of New Rector Lolwy

    ‘He’s Been Dead the Whole Time’

    Responding to stunning allegations raised in a leaked document provided to The Link, Concordia Board of Governors chairman Sam Pruyt confirmed that

  • Space From Space

    Magical Alien Shows Severyns the Light

    The man behind the most recent referendum for a fee levy increase towards a student centre

  • Emperor Lolwy

    what’s inside dederick lolwy

    An early anti-personnel ammunition fired from naval cannons, these chunks of grapeshot date
  • BLUE BALLS

    Bachand ‘Just Not Feeling It’ as He Puts Tuition on Hold

    Following the massive success of this year’s Wintry Hot Accessible Love-In for Education, or WHALE, the Concordia Student Union announced this week that it is planning two bigger protests for next year.

  • Art does not matter

    The inaugural Art Does Not Matter Festival—a month-long series of events organized largely by JMSB students who don’t give a shit about art—kicked off today, to minimal excitement.

  • Budget

    How the Csu spends their piles of money

    HOW THE CSU SPENDS THEIR PILES OF MONEY

  • Horrorscopes!

    GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE STILL AROUND.

    According to NASA, Aquarius and Libra have disappeared from the zodiac, as lucidity and balance are no longer consciously achievable.