Special Issue
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Special IssueTwerkin’ for the Weekend
Students protested outside the office of Concordia’s independent campus newspaper, The Link, all Monday afternoon after its editors broke the bank on an extravagant end-of-year party at Bar Bifteck this weekend, spending $27 of student money.
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Special IssueNew Hive Café Timeline Announced
Concordia Student Union president-elect Ned Bunty met with Link reporters and other members of campus media late last week to unveil his team’s new timeline for the Hive Café.
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Special IssuePQ Obliterated in Tactical Anglo-Nuclear Strike
In what is being called one of the largest political coups of all time, the Parti Québécois has officially been brought to its knees and dismantled by a crusading out-of-province anglophone student.
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Special IssueSPVM Kettles Protesters at Daycare Demonstration
Montreal police arrested one protester and detained another 15 under municipal bylaw P-6 at a protest in Dorchester Square yesterday.
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Special IssueHigh Number of UFO Sightings Confirms ‘Age of Apocalypse’
The increase in UFO sightings in Canada—which counted 1,180 just last year—is a message from above confirming what Claude Vorilhon, also known as Rael, has been trying to tell people all along: “We are living in the age of the Apocalypse.”
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Special IssueZoom, Zoom; Zoom
Many of us were surprised last year to have elected a car to be the Concordia Student Union’s VP Finance. But as President Patricia All Wheeler put it, “It really shows the tolerance and open-mindedness we have here at Concordia. After all, nobody’s got a better machine-like work ethic than a machine itself.”
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Special IssueA Hard-Fought Loss
It was another tough loss for the Stingers sports team as they fell a lot to not a lot in this past weekend’s sports game against the cross-town rival Buzz Killers.
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Special IssueNothing Like Phone Sex
In our digital age, nothing seems to be very far beyond the grasp of our technological means.
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Special IssueThe More the Merrier
I never really considered the concept of being in relationship with different people simultaneously as having a name, or any sort of connotation at all. It was just a thing that happened, a friendship that shifted, with the added benefit of a sexual relationship.
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Special IssueKeep it Casual
With colourful ad titles ranging from “[Young] and Full of Cum?” to “Your Sweaty Hole Licked Clean,” coupled with an overwhelming number of dick pics, the section can be somewhat jarring to newcomers.
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