I have a big problem with your content last week. I once respected all of you, but I take it all back. Last week in the article “Most Dangerous Object in the Office: The Death Board [Vol. 31, Iss. 31, Spoof Issue],” The Link wrote, “[…] find zen through a nosegrind kickflip.”

Now, I would find zen through a kickflip nosegrind, or a nosegrind nollie flip out, but a nosegrind kickflip does not exist.

Is this a factual error? Or is this The Link’s twisted way of denying peace to the student body and saying there’s no such thing as zen?

Shame on The Link and their cryptic reporting. I demand a correction.

—Clay Hemmerich,
Former The Link Opinions E

This article originally appeared in Volume 31, Issue 29, published April 5, 2011.