Special Issue

  • New Hive Café Timeline Announced

    Floating Café to Launch in 3014 and Include Locally-Sourced Oxygen

    Concordia Student Union president-elect Ned Bunty met with Link reporters and other members of campus media late last week to unveil his team’s new timeline for the Hive Café.

  • PQ Obliterated in Tactical Anglo-Nuclear Strike

    Out-of-Province Student Responsible for Attack Unaware of Own Strength

    In what is being called one of the largest political coups of all time, the Parti Québécois has officially been brought to its knees and dismantled by a crusading out-of-province anglophone student.

  • SPVM Kettles Protesters at Daycare Demonstration

    Montreal police arrested one protester and detained another 15 under municipal bylaw P-6 at a protest in Dorchester Square yesterday.

  • High Number of UFO Sightings Confirms ‘Age of Apocalypse’

    Aliens Have Been Teasing Us with Thousands of Appearances Per Year

    The increase in UFO sightings in Canada—which counted 1,180 just last year—is a message from above confirming what Claude Vorilhon, also known as Rael, has been trying to tell people all along: “We are living in the age of the Apocalypse.”

  • Zoom, Zoom; Zoom

    Outgoing CSU VP Finance Mark Car to Realize Dreams of Street Racing

    Many of us were surprised last year to have elected a car to be the Concordia Student Union’s VP Finance. But as President Patricia All Wheeler put it, “It really shows the tolerance and open-mindedness we have here at Concordia. After all, nobody’s got a better machine-like work ethic than a machine itself.”

  • A Hard-Fought Loss

    Stingers Come Up Short in Sports Game

    It was another tough loss for the Stingers sports team as they fell a lot to not a lot in this past weekend’s sports game against the cross-town rival Buzz Killers.

  • Nothing Like Phone Sex

    Mixed Feelings Among Sexologists About Online Therapy Sessions

    In our digital age, nothing seems to be very far beyond the grasp of our technological means.

  • The More the Merrier

    The Benefits of Polyamorous Relationships

    I never really considered the concept of being in relationship with different people simultaneously as having a name, or any sort of connotation at all. It was just a thing that happened, a friendship that shifted, with the added benefit of a sexual relationship.

  • Keep it Casual

    Craigslist’s Casual Encounters Section and the World of Anonymous Sex

    With colourful ad titles ranging from “[Young] and Full of Cum?” to “Your Sweaty Hole Licked Clean,” coupled with an overwhelming number of dick pics, the section can be somewhat jarring to newcomers.

  • Sealing Off the Friend Zone

    Why The Sexist Concept Needs to Be Eradicated from our Dating Discourse

    Men who use this childish term seem to think that women owe them something, that friendship is just a regrettable stepping-stone to an inevitable romp in the hay.