Special Issue

  • Pruyt Rejects Student Criticism of New Rector Lolwy

    ‘He’s Been Dead the Whole Time’

    riley “your mom” sparkers — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    Responding to stunning allegations raised in a leaked document provided to The Link, Concordia Board of Governors chairman Sam Pruyt confirmed that

  • Space From Space

    Magical Alien Shows Severyns the Light

    Alan J. Zheitervac — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    The man behind the most recent referendum for a fee levy increase towards a student centre

  • Emperor Lolwy

    what’s inside dederick lolwy

    –Riley “Your Mom” Sparkers — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    An early anti-personnel ammunition fired from naval cannons, these chunks of grapeshot date

  • BLUE BALLS

    Bachand ‘Just Not Feeling It’ as He Puts Tuition on Hold

    Alan J. Zheitervac — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    Following the massive success of this year’s Wintry Hot Accessible Love-In for Education, or WHALE, the Concordia Student Union announced this week that it is planning two bigger protests for next year.

  • Art does not matter

    alexandra concordia — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    The inaugural Art Does Not Matter Festival—a month-long series of events organized largely by JMSB students who don’t give a shit about art—kicked off today, to minimal excitement.

  • Budget

    How the Csu spends their piles of money

    WOLFE WOLFE JULIA WOLFE — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    HOW THE CSU SPENDS THEIR PILES OF MONEY

  • Horrorscopes!

    GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE STILL AROUND.

    Moonshine Rainbow Feather — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    According to NASA, Aquarius and Libra have disappeared from the zodiac, as lucidity and balance are no longer consciously achievable.

  • Entire Student Union Resigns

    Old prospector is new president

    — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    90 per cent of the union’s $2 million budget to go towards the exploration and extraction of gold from Mount Royal.

  • Most Dangerous Object in the Office This Week:

    The ‘Death Board’

    — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    t’s long, loud and the perfect office distraction—as long as you’re the one riding it.

  • It’s All Your Fault:  Cinema Politica

    ‘JUST STOP BREATHING’

    — Published March 29, 2011 | Comments

    “Every time you orgasm, a dolphin dies,” said James Cameron about his new film, Humanoid: AIDS of the Earth at its world premiere screening in the Hall building in collaboration with Cinema Politica.