Opinions

  • Prioritize Cannabis Legalization!

    In a recentinterview with VICE Shane Smith, President Obama was asked about his thoughts on legalizing marijuana, which was one of the most popular viewer-submitted topics for the interview.*

  • Nah’msayin? I Clit You Not

    How Patriarchy Turned Oral Sex Into A Game of Hide And Seek

    “Gloria, can you help me find your clitoris?”

  • Nah’msayin? Touchin’ Yr Dick—It’s Actually Pretty Sweet!

    *This article may come off wrong to some people. I actually kind of feel uncomfortable writing it, as it’s an article that, in reality, only people with penises can really understand.

  • Editorial: Police Response to Protests Can Only Galvanize Students

    The student protesters who awoke with their ears ringing and eyes reddened will only be galvanized and toughened in their resolve in the fight against austerity.

  • Watching the Grass Grow

    Vancouver’s Medical Marijuana Dispensaries are a Model for the Rest of Canada

    There was a time when I believed that Canada would beat the states in the race to legalize weed. Flash forward to 2015 and the world looks a whole lot stranger.

  • Who’s Right When Everyone is Wrong?

    It has come to my attention recently that people in Quebec—particularly Montreal—don’t get along very well.

  • Nah’msayin?

    The “Tall Kids” Are Taking Over

    You know the ones I mean. They were tall as children, they were tall until puberty, and then everyone else shot up over them. And then they were just average. Or worse, they were short.

  • Democratic Deficit Clouds Dreary Seventh Floor Dungeon

    Trash rolls down the empty boulevard at a pace similar to the erosion of the dilapidated buildings overlooking the hungry students queuing for the local soup kitchen. As they mingle and bond over watered-down spuds, socializing over the issues of the day, one asks oneself: why would I even vote if my vote won’t make a difference?

  • Concordia Political Science Department’s Flanagan Fuck Up

    Why Was a Widely-Discredited Academic Invited to Speak at Concordia?

    Flanagan is no stranger to controversy. In 2010, he advocated for the assassination of Julian Assange. In 2013 he was removed from his teaching post and fired as commentator for the CBC and The Globe and Mail, after comments he made regarding child pornography went viral.

  • Locked on the 105

    The Night an STM Bus Driver Held Me Captive

    Well, tonight I called the cops on a bus driver. Yes. The driver of the 105, bus number 22-288, departing from Concordia’s Loyola campus, held me captive on his bus at my stop.